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So after eating at McDonald’s, you and your friends decide to go for some drinks at Starbucks Coffee.

Oh how I wish...

One of your friends lost a bet and was idiotic enough to agree to treat you some coffee. Starbucks as we know sells coffee like they were the sweet nectar of the gods. And we all know that sweet nectar of the gods cost P150 a cup and causes temporary diarrhea.

So after drowning in three and a half cups, you suddenly let out a very expensive smelling fart. Your friends look at you, but you pretend to not hear and smell the embarrassment. After letting go of a few wet ones (strategically synched to the jazz music playing in the background), you decided to have a few frapuccinos to go.

Decent sized rubbish bin in case you have to hide a body... after chopping it to pieces of course

Starbucks has always been proud of its clean restrooms; after all, their patrons are mostly snobbish rich kids/adults/grandparents/balding businessmen with suitcases. They have water, available toilet paper, and gasp! liquid soap. And we’re not talking about the “one drop distilled in a liter of water” kind of liquid soap, this is the real deal. Needless to say, they have working facilities and the restroom smells nice, like brewed money.

Honestly, you'll seldom find notes like these written in proper English

Though not exactly groundbreaking or anything, Starbucks restrooms are more often than not cleaner than you ever will be. So drink all the fraps you want, you’re in safe hands.

Rating: 9